I thought that highlighting Bernie’s miraculous future forecasts was not enough, so I compiled a list of people who were healed by The Bern.
1) Back in 1992 Bernie’s Dentist reported that he had a terrible toothache, which only went away after Bernie reminded the Doc that he didn’t get his sample toothbrush and toothpaste. (the shot of Novacaine may have helped)
2) Bernie cured a moose of a broken heart using his amazing ability to imitate the love call of a moose in heat.
3) Bernie healed a total stranger of a common cold just five days after they traveled together on Amtrak’s Vermonter.
4) Bernie healed the rift between his followers and those of Martin O’Malley by unifying them against the front-runner in the Democratic Presidential Nomination. Both of O’Malley’s supporters went along with this idea.
5) Bernie cured me of any desire to peruse the many diaries by Bernie’s supporters on the Rec List.